- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
- I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Boy : Our principal is so stupid.Girl : Don't you know who i am?
Boy: No.
Girl: I'm the principals daughter.
Boy: Do you know who i am?
Girl: No.
Boy: Good (walks away).- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- The road to success is always
under construction . - A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
- All men are equal before fish.
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