Surat Putus Cinta

Surat putus cinta YOBELINA dr merauke yg bodok bhs inggris,
bwt cwo nya JOHN, org Amerika.
Isi suratnya : 
HI JOHN, I WANT CUT CONNECTING US
(hai john, sy mw putuskn hubungan kita)
I THINK THIS COOK COOK
(sy sdh pikirkn masak-masak)
YOU CORRECT CORRECT MAN CROCODILLE LAND
(km benar-benar lelaki buaya darat)
MY FRIEND SPEAK YOU PLAY FIRE
(teman sy bilang km main api)
I DONT WANT SICK MY LIVER FOR 2 RIVER
(sy tdk mw sakit hati untuk kedua kali)
THIS RIVER, I FORGIVE YOU
(kali ini sy memaafkanmu)
BUT NEXT RIVER I KILL YOU
(tapi lain kali sy bunuh km)
PIG YOU!!!
(babi km!!!)